canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.
Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*
Canon: Hurt
Fanfic: Hurt, but THEN COMFORT
Canon: Separation
Fanfic: Omg they started living together!
Fanfic Writers:
Canon: they have medicine to relieve them of their fever
Fanfic: they don’t and so have unbridled sex
(Also, I am WHEEZING from these reblogs 😂😂😂😂😂)
Canon: This character is a heartless creature who cares nothing about others and feeds off of children
Fanfic: CUDDLY BOI
In each of their faces, in each of my vices.
Derpywise!
IT’S SOOO CUTEEEE
Come on, get out, Pennywise~! <3
my new son is the littlest boy in the world and he cries if i set him down for 2 seconds
fiona
What is the title?
Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma
Cher reads her own tweets.
me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it
me literally a minute later:
there they are, the two genders.
